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BRB! Testing this theory because I can

jumbiee:

the-secret-parade:

cannabiskingg:

downxnotout:

milholmes:

unworthysacrifice:

allroad:

wherestheexit:

mikedaoo:

uglyuglyugly:

A crime scene photo of the Miami man who was found naked and eating the face of another person before being shot dead by police that everyone’s been talking about.
The Miami Herald reported that the attacker was 31-year-old Rudy Eugene.

The man he attacked remained in extremely critical condition Sunday night at Jackson Memorial Hospital. Much of his face was gone, the skin ripped away, the nose bitten and the eyes gouged.

What remained was his goatee and little else.

“We’re hoping that he pulls through, for his well-being, but also so he can tell us what happened,” said Sgt. Javier Ortiz, vice president of the Miami police union. “Only he knows.”

My guess is PCP was involved. Every PCP story I’ve ever read online has involved public nudity, being covered in blood, and cannibalism.

How ironic is it that these would happen within the same week..

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

Notice.. Most if not all were within Florida. I’m slightly convinced and freaked out now.

fuckin hell. 

bad shit

ok now this is weird

WELP! Good luck America…

All my planning, all that time spent, it comes to this.

Guise. This shit. Is. FOR REAL. ANDDD. It’s IN. Florida. Fuck

What the actual fuck.

well shit..my bf is in florida 

Is this real life? Is my dream of a zombie apocalypse coming true?! Meh, I’m not getting my hopes up.

lokixcat:

mrpondismypatronus:

playitagain:

5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011

jumbiee:

firehouselight:

arystar:

zadig-of-fate:

theawesomebrigade:

way-of-the-dragon:

freecocaine:

FINALLY

SCREAMING.

Oh my god I started fucking screaming when this started xD

QUALITY

my mom saw this and said, “It’s you when you’re excited. That’s how you dance.”

Omg few things actually make me lose it on tumblr but HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!?!?! I’M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!!

bryanwere:

homie-g-willikers:

oldfilmsflicker:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

omg

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CUTE *CRYIGN*

IS THAT MY MOMS BOYFRIEND AT 2:54???

I’m not crying… it’s just raining on my face!!! This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen!

thedrunkenmoogle:

Avengers cocktails 
by The More I Arty

themodifieddoll:

theradicaldame:

matriarch-aethyta:

yellowfeverdean:

chouar:

I’m not wearing pants sandwich

blue with Wii logo blueberry bagel with cream cheese

okay

Pantless Tea

I like it

Iron Man Cereal. Im down.

Smoke Gray Coke

Black Kool Aid. OH YEAH!